Chimps!!
by Ryan Schwartz

The primate group I had been studying for months now was suddenly enraptured in a uniform silence, and most were nowhere to be seen. Two hid under the desk and I spied one cloaked under my absent colleague’s white lab coat on the rack. I couldn’t spot the rest--they were indeed hiding from me, intentionally! I would have ( Read more... )

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“Mr. Olsen would like to see you in his office,” the receptionist said to Michael ( Read more... )

It was David's Bar Mitzvah, and he was halfway through the first chant passage when he started puking up hot cocktail weenies all over the torah. The canter gave a lighthearted eye-rolling grin of reprimand and continued strumming, nodding for David to continue ( Read more... )

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CHAPMAN ESSAY - Fictional 2-3 Page Story - Promt:Two siblings await the start of their father's funeral ( Read more... )

THIS IS A STORY THAT CHASE HOLTMAN AND I WROTE ( Read more... )

Friday, April 21st
CSz!
Oak Park vs. Agoura
Western Conference Finals

7:15pm in G-9 at Oak Park High
Tickets are $3

HILARIOUS

Here are more unrelated chunks:
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"And we thought we had it rough!" the shivering peanut butter jar stammered to the relish as the peas were taken out of the freezer above.
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Loosing his footing, the man with the terribly scarred face toppled down the stairs leading to the church.
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Alien Almer: ( Read more... )