As time and tradition dictates, I post this today ( Read more... )

As time and tradition dictates, I post this today ( Read more... )

As time and tradition dictates, I post this today ( Read more... )

That Frank is one serious goat if he kept even my LJ active after all these years.

As time and tradition dictates, I post this today ( Read more... )

I never use this, but I am sure that you keep a close eye on it. Quite quickly, that brings us to the point. Go away. I do not want, need, or have any use for you. Stop following me around the internet like a little girl with a crush. Our friendship, for however much it meant to anyone, is over and done ( Read more... )

My mother makes me smile ( Read more... )

( My mother makes me smile )

Why I can't use Cheetahs to conquer Mongolia: You have to be high to ride a cheetah, and thus pot is a performance enhancing drug in warfare. The IOC would ban my army from competition in a second! The fines would be astronomical, and we'd lose all our endorsement deals. By the end of it, we'd be lucky to be capable of occupying Sealand, let alone ( Read more... )

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Somebody (Jeff, you are way smarter than me) please tell me what that means! Why is it everywhere? Why is it the limit of the internet?