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There is a guy sitting here who showed my boss an email saying that he had two machines disabled. The guy asks what to do so my boss says, "Have you contacted your TSC (Departmental Technicians)" and he replies "I am the TSC ( Read more... )

It takes something special for me to insult you on a blog and Rick Perry has done this. Peruse today's Daily Texan and check out the front page article about him signing an anti-gay marriage bill as well as more restrictive (for minors specifically) abortion bill.

Oh did I mention he signed it in A MOTHER FUCKING CHRISTIAN ACADEMY"There is nothing ( Read more... )

Last night I got drunk. It has been quite awhile since I have let loose like that and some interesting events ensued.  I remember why I stopped drinking this godforsaken whiskey as well as the reason I drink it. Good thing I have some hydrocodone to ease the pain.

I was up until 2am talking with Matt and Steven about the above subjects. Hilarious tales of exploits past were told and shot of Wild Turkey were consumed. My inebriation threshold wasn't reached but it was fun "shooting the shit", as it wereDave Barry is fucking hilarious. Amazing what a googling of a phrase will turn up from the back shelf of the ( Read more... )

Boss: Here is where we will have a graphic for each division.
          (draws on whiteboard)
Boss: For example, here is a man fucking a donkey.

Dig my new icon care of Kitten Cannon

I remember my reluctance at getting a blog and the ensuing peer pressure to get one. Now I post next to every day. Why? Do I like writing all the time ( Read more... )