Today was mothers day and i woke up to make my mother breakfast. After it was done and splendidly organized i fucking dropped her bagel but then i remembered the 3 second rule... o man am i a badass. I hope my mother never reads this. Then we went to go see mean girls which was really funny. got to go eat expensive italian food with my mother.

On my eventful trip to Glassel Park i got owned by some little mexican kids at dodgeball. It was 106 outside, and i spent the bus ride home being tortured by Taylor while i was asleep ( Read more... )

"Like to take a cement fix
Be a standing cinema
Dress my friends up
just for show
See them as they really are
Put a peephole in my brain
Two New Pence to have a go
I'd like to be a gallery
Put you all inside my show"
-David Bowie
Andy Warhol

Note to self: Never try to pay for a meal in Pokemon cards.

I just saw the Punisher... and believe me unlike the movie this is a story to sit through. So teddy and David didnt wait for me to go in so they left me out side. I showed up and was stumped at what to do because due to the graphic nature of this film it was rated R. Finally i bought a ticket to 13 going on 30 ran up stairs then took a deep ( Read more... )

Ok i am sitting in class today and a fucking stress ball exploded pouring sand all over my computer, but then in a quick second, good thinking Ethan came to replace, fucking moron Ethan. I ran down stairs and got a vaccum to vaccum my computer. The computers life was spared. Then i was at home and i was eating a fucking coconut chocalate ice ( Read more... )

The man in me will do nearly any task ( Read more... )

Teddy has been killing haitians for like 4 hours so i decided i was going to take my bowie test... oh man am i fucking cool.


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Ok so last night was really fun. We went to cyber and i met up with teddy. Then we went to Wildwoodstock and it was really orgasmic. I got some really good pictures but i got toe surgery that morning so my toe was in alot of pain. Then i saw kill bill at 9 30 at the bridge with matias and Charlie. Which was sooooooooooooooo crazy. Then we ( Read more... )

My whole house is covered in bamboo. It looks pretty cool ( Read more... )

Baby your mind is a radio ( Read more... )