I don't know wut i like more eating at il trem or getting made fun of by the guy who worked there.

Ethan: I put one hundred dollars on Loyola kids are gay
Otis: Your odds are 1:1 your not going to win anything

This weekend was SO FUCKING INSANE

( Everything Happens )

So i am looking through my Dads digi cam when i ran over this picture of Teddy's dad in the Yucatan when my dad and him went on there honey moon with their matching cell phones.

( Bill Bryan )

Harold and Kumar is funny shit... I am leaving to Canada Sunday with Teddy, Sammy, and Cujo.

GOOD BYE!

( White Castle )

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I arrived this week back from my soccer camp with Dillon "Camper of the Week" Henry... i am so proud of him. But during the session my mind was on a more serious issue perhaps even more serious then getting camper of the week. For was this not the same wilderness in which General Custer met his gruesome demise at the hands of Black Elk. For one ( Read more... )

Hokay... This is a piece of Gonzo journalism. So i am stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues again. Moving into the first half of the night. My sister and I got the urge to see Napoleon Dynomite, which i have to say is quite a superb movie. Then i took a taxi right into the frontlines of brentwood. I got off at the corner of San ( Read more... )

Hokay... so in the midst of my Clint Eastwood impression, my soccer coach is on the floor laughing, and I am putting on my most bad ass face unaware that the bad ass himself Mr. Holy Fucking Lord Allah Buddah Moses put into one Clint Eastwood is down the street filming a movie. I waltz down the boardwalk to check it out and I catch a glance at him ( Read more... )

Ned is currently burning money even after i advised against it. Last night was Ned's party which no one was invited too except for hot chicks and cool dudes. Below are my adventures in the wonderous house on wonderland.


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gabe sat on a bee and i laughed so hard i pissed my pants...

Jono killde me in captrue teh falg.

jion the nayv

Ok Nick this one is for you... I feared for your cleanliness yesterday, because it looked like she was going to blow any second ( Read more... )