Livin' the single life...

[lost_my_shoe]

Oh wait... NO, I'M NOT!!!!

HAHA!! Take that, all you naysayers (my father in particular), I'm NOT gay!!!

Yep, as of 11:53 p.m. on April 15th, I have a girlfriend!! YEAH!!

Her name's Paula. She's awesome. She's in the "I Heart Michael Moore" fan club.

Wooty woot!

Comments

Congrats or such!

[torngrace]

HOLY SHIT!
Man, you fooled me. KIDDING.

[withinuwithoutu]

you fag. :P

love you bro.
congrats.

dad

[anonymous]

I never thought you were gay. If you were gay that wpould be ok. Cut me some slack, son. I love everything that you are or will become.

Love,

Dad

[copsonacid]

One down...you still have a long way to go till you catch up with me.
just kidding...i am really glad to hear about this.
She must really be cool to earn your eye.

Woo Hoo

[happyblues]

Hey,
Good news! I never thought you were gay.
When are you coming down here? Our phone should be on tomorrow, we'll call you,

Love,
Mom