Livin' the single life...

[lost_my_shoe]

Oh wait... NO, I'M NOT!!!!

HAHA!! Take that, all you naysayers (my father in particular), I'm NOT gay!!!

Yep, as of 11:53 p.m. on April 15th, I have a girlfriend!! YEAH!!

Her name's Paula. She's awesome. She's in the "I Heart Michael Moore" fan club.

Wooty woot!

Comments

[i_meant_as_is]

Neat! She'd better be good enough for you... I'm kidding. Okay, I'm a little protective, whatever.

I know you're too smart to date someone unworthy.

Congrats, love ya
Ana

with good intentions...

[joey_boxerina]

dylan-
just to let you know so we continue to have an open and honest relationship with one another...
i still think you're gay.
sincerely,
-the girl you kissed prior to paula

wait...

[anonymous]

you were supposed to be gay? totally missed my chance for a serious makeout/reach around moment... hella balls

-gJn