Right so deadjournal is down. Fucking bastards. Livejournal you suck ass for still being up. But at least this is only the first time I remember it happening where as livejournal i can remember has happened quite a few times. I'm hungry but I want real food. Like a fucking cheeseburger or some tacos. Chicken nuggets. Ribs. Steak oh god a huge ( Read more... )

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So yet another person has said I look like eminem. First of all I don't have blonde hair, second of all I DONT LOOK LIKE HIM. Just because we both have short hair/no hair does not mean we look alike. Bastards. Now powder, unfortunately, I do resemble but I am nowhere near that pale. Fuck John that sorry bastard.

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK]
You are Super-Cool!
Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here.
Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com

That is so retarded.

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So a hot ass foreign girl just checked in. God hot as balls. Wonder if she will come downstairs later on. Damn her for only being her for one night. I wonder when I start to get sexual advances from female customers. I want to have sex god damnt.

TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR...
NOSE: josh
ELBOW: iuo0lwsyuhb "stupid arms"
TONGUE: im at work fool fuck that
CHIN: nmjoksxhb "its in there at least"
EYES CLOSED AND ONE FINGER: josh "hah mother fucker"
BACK OF YOUR HAND: jo-l0xsuj
PALM: jnhijiiosdhj
MOUSE: josh
WRIST: ytiusdhjm

Need to get laid badly. Haven't banged anything this weekend. Shoot me now. Nix I still need your damn email.

I really despise livejournal but I am able to say I have more than one journal now. So its semi good times. sugar free good times. diet good times. quasi good times. Yep Im done.

So livejournal won't email me the link to validate my journal. So I cant comment on anyones fucking journal under my name. Retarded ass livejournal. This is why I like deadjournal it never gives me any fucking trouble.