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Merry Christmas and all the stuff, too.

Will you take me to see Happy Feet?

I ran over my own leg yesterday three-wheeling. This is not as fun as it sounds. I ripped a giant whole in the crotch of my jeans in the process which made the ride home uncomfortable on more than one level.

okay bye

You know what's worse than driving in Boston?
Driving in Lowell.
You know what's worse than driving in Lowell?
Parking in Lowell.

I quit my job, I moved out of Nashua and I'm going to a different college this Fall. Go ahead and try and find me.

I wish I could talk about my job more but theres that whole legality and confidentiality issue stopping me, but man I have some stories. This job has given me a whole new persceptive on people, like wow, you are sincerely fucked in the head ( Read more... )

Hello!

I really feel like there is this unspoken secret rule about driving through Boston that I don't know about because I'm from New Hampshire. Whatever it is, me not knowing is a serious inconvenience to every single Massachusetts driver that has the misfortune of being on the road with me. It would be sweet if someone could let me know because I drive ( Read more... )

I got a second job.

Guess where?!

A mother effing shoe store.

Because Lord knows I cannot live without some sort of employee discount on sneakers.

You frustrate me so much and you don't even know it. I just want to pummel you and knock you into submission.

You're like my dream man except you don't like vagina.