i'm getting my tonsils out on july 21st and i am thrilled.
my doctor says i will probably have more energy after since i won't be fighting infection. also, he said i might lose fifteen pounds!

yay!

send cards.

my biological clock is really a time bomb.

i went to see David Sedaris last night with my dad.
he was hilarious!

i spent two hours in a line waiting for him to sign my book.
he yelled at me for not being a taurus.
"that's like naming your kid libie (lee-bee) and having her be a capricorn!"
i love him! he signed my book, "to taurie, i'm so happy you're alive."

aren't i worth the effort?

my sex drive is taking over my entire life.

anyone i think i might like, already has someone else on their arm.

i bought a brand new car today. 2009 ( Read more... )

my car exploded today.

i need to grow a thicker skin.
and a bigger conscience.

i really wish i could speak every language so that i could talk to everyone without any barriers.