Look you gits, you're eight hours behind and I have to go to bed soon and you're getting italics!...

[lothiriel]

Lothiriel looks at her husband in chains and Melkor, once again impersonating Eomer. From outside she can hear her stepdaughter screaming for her mother

Comments

[king_amroth]

((Ewan McGregor is always sexxxy. ^_~ ))

*wide-eyed with shocked astonishment*

[eomer_of_rohan]

Lothy...that was...you're...thank you, but...I...you shouldn't do that, I don't think...I mean, it's HIS power you're using, it's wrong...

And speaking of wrong, THAT'D BETTER BE MY WIFE'S HAND ON MY ASS, MORGOTH.

*blinks awake*

[lothiriel]

What... what happened, darling?

*realises where her hand is and pulls it off Melkor's arse*

EOMER!

You have a Dark Valar feeling you up!

Re: *wide-eyed with shocked astonishment*

[forsaken_one]

Your wife's hand... is on my arse. :D

And it appears that yes... that is my hand on yours. ::eomers:: ehehe but really... it's your hand isn't it?

AHAHAHAH

*steps back*

[lothiriel]

*is curiously turned on by the sight of Eomer feeling himself up*

Melkor! Get AWAY from him!

[papa_denethor]

And here I was about to drop all charges out of boredom to show how nice I am.

*shrugs*

If I banished the both of you, would that be okay? You're causing tourism to decline.

[lothiriel]

We go, the treasury goes with us cos I have the keys and I put all the recent money in it.

How about giving me a nice job in Rohan? Say... oh, Regent? Or Chancellor of the Exchequer?

*clamps hand over Eomer's mouth*

[wynnie]

Dropping charges? Not good enough *spins again and stabs you in the gut* This is for putting us through all that crap and this *slice* is for what you did to my brother. And this *digs sword arround a bit* Is because you actually thought you were going to be able to take me down without a fight. Okay I'm done now.

Hey, that's my *son* you're hacking at!

[ecthelion]

*lobs apple grenade in your direction*