I forgot how cheesy Sea World was. "I'm sure everyone in the audience has had a dream at one point in their lives...mine was to be a whale trainer" is the start of the shamu show. I was hoping it would be the trainer's last words as his dream tore him to shreds, mistaking him for a wounded seal. With the touching trainer/animal love sequences and ( Read more... )

I'm tired of just living day by day. If I keep this up I'm going to be an old man with cats or dildos. I'm writing all of my goals down on a post-it and sticking it to my computer, so that whenever I play world of warcraft or look at porn I'll feel guilty. If I don't do something each day to further these goals it will have been a waste of a day ( Read more... )

Good news, I'll be living off-campus next semester! Pegasus pointe probably. I'm super excited,  privacy finally ( Read more... )

Another 4 am firedrill last night. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy them just a little. They have a certain dream-like quality to them, and this time I imagined I was experiencing a nuclear war ( Read more... )

What's good for me isn't whats good for livejournal. I have no drama or interesting snippets. I've been really happy lately, maybe its just a crazy mood swing, or just a notable improvement in the skid mark on my life that was the last few months. Classes are better, but its quite exhausting on mondays and wednesdays. I have to do a research paper ( Read more... )

Every one of my New Years Eves ends with the setting of unattainable goals and I haven't wasted any time with this one either. 2006 was the end of an era for me, I was still in high school, still a minor, still living at home. A lot of that has changed, but to be honest I haven't been happy with the past few months. Is this what all the hype was ( Read more... )

I've been filling my ipod with essentially the gayest music ever compiled since Rent. Boca has been boring for the most part. Today I went to the zoo with my sister and grandparents.

That's right, the zoo.

It seemed like we were there for an eternity. I've decided that the fun thing about zoos isn't seeing the animals in their own right, it's ( Read more... )

Happy holidays everyone ( Read more... )

I couldn't see it when it was dark, but the stuff that got all over my car wasn't hay, it was this leafy green stuff that looked EXACTLY like marijuana. So today when I took my car in for an oil change my dad was like, "jeez Danny, I'd hate for the cops to pull you over with that in the back of your car." I expect my mom to sit me down any moment ( Read more... )

I drove my sister to church to for her little Choir group thing. After spending years in their company, Gentiles still make me uneasy. The older women have short, pixie-like haircuts, wear Birckenstocks, and knit sweaters, yet homosexuality seems strange to them. The moms are unnaturally youthful, embalmed with botox and nip tucks, hiding their  ( Read more... )