whew boy it has been an exciting day here the palatial LOTIONBOY office complex...my cat woke me up at 430 AM this morning to let me know that it was raining outside...from time to time she'll update me on the weather...i couldn't go back to sleep at that point so i got in the tub (now there's an image that will make most of my readers click the X ( Read more... )

since i am a tad older than most folks on my friends list i thought that from time to time i'd offer some life lessons...younger people can profit from my mistakes i bet...friday night i took it upon myself to buy a big ol bottle of bacardi rum...now i know drinking is nothing to be proud of and that drinking can and does ruin lives...like the ( Read more... )

so last night i went over to my friend's house to let his dogs out since he is outta town...i let them out and then i opened a beer to relax after a hellish day...after that beer i had three more...after a few minutes i didn't hear anything so i walked out back and, and this is where the visuals come into play....you ever see a prison movie where ( Read more... )

i read back over that and maybe i was kinda hateful...but lordy lord these kids just get me so riled up....maybe i am just jealous i dunno...lord if i could quit my job and stand on a street corner all day i would...but i'd have to get me a cool sign...maybe WILL DEBATE REPUBLICANS FOR FOOD or I DROPPED MY BOTTLE OF RUM. PLEASE HELP will earn me a ( Read more... )

so last night i am watching tv right...now i know that most people who have LJs are too busy translating Shakespeare into Sanskrit or are too busy studying the kabbalahaahulahala to watch tv, but for a dullard like me tv eases the pain of life..so anyway i am watching MSNBC INVESTIGATES and they are talking about gutter punks in portland oregon... ( Read more... )

sheesh i was talking about LJs with one of the young guys that works for me and he said "wow i am surprised you know about LJs...that's usually a kid thing.."

yeah back in my day we only had slam books (well they were made out of stone tablets but still)....

so i took this new job at UWF...i am the parking manager...one of my duties is to deal with "students" when they get a parking ticket....here are some answers to some FAQs ( Read more... )

man alive i have been working like a roman orchard slave lately...sometimes i think i never shoulda left the paradise that was the WFRPC...not to say this place is a hellhole, because it is not...but you can see the mouth of hell from my office if you lean your head just the right way...i really gotta start updating this thing more often....but ( Read more... )

" 'cause she can cut my head off with the blinking of her eye ( Read more... )

Whew! with all the majesty, fanfare and hoopla of a 4-H club pumpkin carving contest the lotionboy returns to his LJ! To the 2 or 3 of you who read my ramblings lemme say I am sorry i have not updated in quite some time...i really can't say that i have been busy or anything...i just haven't had the strength to set fingers to keyboard...i guess ( Read more... )