Last Cigarette: never ( Read more... )

boy AI was just a schizophrenic's dream last night...I had conflicting emotions, there were surreal voting results, and i was a little hungry...it seems the redheaded crooner kid dodged a bullet last night...i was sure, nay absolutely sure, he was gonna get the boot...instead they gave it to that trainwreck amy adams...i am no raving beauty or ( Read more... )

so i just got out of the doc's....he sent me to another doc...i bet that's what this doc will do, send me to another doc...and i'll be passed around like a groupie at a motley crue show until i am finally dried up and useless...then the insuarance companies will poke their noses into the whole affair and i will be really screwed ( Read more... )

So the other day I was in HOT TOPIC trying on a Pokey Little Puppy T Shirt and I suddenly found myself in earshot of the two employees. They were talking about Member’s Only jackets, going on and on about how cool they were, when the one guy said “So what do they look like again?” “I’m not really sure” was the retort. I swear they had been ( Read more... )

yesterday i was making fun of the easthillites and i made a good alastair cooke reference...well BOOM! i learned this morning that the guy died yesterday...i wonder if he was dying just as i was writing about him...that would be something if i had that power! if just by mentioning a name i could make the person die...woo boy that would be sweet ( Read more... )

not a whole lot to talk about this morning...my eye is still hurtin', but i am going to see dr jackass tomorrow so maybe he can gimme some creme or a pill or maybe a potion that will make things all right...come to think of it maybe someone put a voodoo curse on me or something...lord knows a lot of people have it in for me...i hear tell half the ( Read more... )

so my eye still hurts like homeade sin (which is a lot worse than store bought sin, i tell you what)...i guess if i had to describe my eye pain i'd have to say it feels like someone took a sandspur and jabbed it under my eyelid, stamped down on it really hard, then flushed it out with alcohol...that's what it feels like....a lesser man would not be ( Read more... )

astute readers of this wee journal have noticed that i tend to obsess over the old 97s...i can't help it...1) they are a great band and 2) that was the last song i head before i stepped into this hellhole i call an office...if i had been posting yesterday the RANDOM song lyric woulda been something along the lines of ( Read more... )

Eternal Sunsihine Spoilers are below ( Read more... )

well last night was a deep dark and depressing night...the big galoot guy got booted off of the american idol stage...damn shame too...i liked that guy...luckily the crooner kid and the hobbit guy are still in...and that's all i have to say about that travesty ( Read more... )