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Fic: An Education in Scottish Culture 2/2, Billy/Orlando

Aug 07, 2006 14:56

Title: An Education in Scottish Culture 2/2
Author: strongplacebo
Pairing: Billy/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Author’s Notes: Written for lotrips_fqf. Follows this. This part is basically a PWP. If you're a freak like me interested in what Billy says about kilts, here are some visual aids.

Request: Billy/Orlando: Maybe a series of group-hanging out stories that focuses on ( Read more... )

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Comments 16

msilverstar August 13 2006, 06:18:47 UTC

This is fabulous, fantastic, funny and apparently makes me alliterative. Really lovely dialog, unsentimental and snarky, and then Orlando discovering the sexuality of it all... yum.

Also, a great kilt bit from my report from ORC 2005:

Q: About Liv lifting his kilt at the SAG awards.

A: Liv Tyler? She's filthy minx. [audience laughter] That's the main problem with wearing it to social functions, people are always putting their hands up it. No one would do that to a woman in a skirt. A kind of weird thing, 'yeah, there's a guy in a kilt' whoooop! [audience laughter]

I like to wear a kilt. I got that kilt, there's this company, 21st century kilts: they have leather, camouflage -- can't see your legs [audience laughter] [more on kilts, something about the Boyd tartan]

If I were wearing a kilt, it would be swishing now [walks across the stage making swishy hand movements behind him]. [very long audience laughter]There's video somewhere. It's worth watching, him walking across the stage swishing was one of the funniest ( ... )

strongplacebo August 13 2006, 11:26:08 UTC

Oh my God. Oh my God. I can't believe he said that. Now I really want him to get a leather kilt. I think I'm a little more in love with him now. Is that even possible?

Now I have to dig around for a video which is almost two years old. Oh, to see Billy swishing across the stage. You're so lucky. Okay, I'm bibbling slightly

Thank you for your feedback. Alliteration is good, yaye.

emma_took August 18 2006, 18:53:23 UTC

Billy, Orli and a Kilt, i officially love you, more so than i have ever done before!

strongplacebo August 18 2006, 18:55:40 UTC

Mmm, nice, huh? Did you see the manip feelforfaith did? Frngh.