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[talesinbloom]

Title: Porn and Chocolate!
Author/Artist: talesinbloom
Requestor: montmorency
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP, fluff, blatant abuse of hobbit lyrics and chocolate bars.
Summary: Dom and Elijah have just done seven shots of Jaegermeister each and they stumble into the New Zealand equivalent of a 7-Eleven, where Elijah asks the clerk for "

Comments

[stumphed]

jfaio;djiorewjao. Did I give you a list of my fav kinks or something? Because you have like... ALL of them in here. I mean, aside from the chocolate (omg i want some NOW), there's boys rubbing against each other, a counter, clothes-on, a handjob (why do I love them so much?), and then ORLI COMING IN HIS PANTS. omgyes. that last one kiilllllls me.

and then there's the big flashing dildo!!!!! Aside from the hottttter than hot sex, there was this:

Dom cocked his head. "Elijah? There is a building in New Zealand with a big flashing dildo and I have not seen it. Why have I not seen it?"

"Fuck'f I know," Elijah mumbled, watching the way Orli was watching him. "Go, see, conquer. Take pictures."

and it goes down in history as one of the best lines. I LOVE YOUR DOM.

[talesinbloom]

I have a list taped to my monitor and I checked it off as I went down it! Okay, not really, but I might as well have, cause those things hit most of my buttons, too. :D

Joey!! I adore you, thank you for quoting, and for giving me the warm fuzzies, instead of the - OMG MY EYES! - that so often happens in our conversations. *smirkysnogs*

♥

[after_the_rain_]

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*is ded*

[talesinbloom]

Snog of Life!!

*revives with tongue*

:P

[after_the_rain_]

*revives*

*snoggropes*

I LIVEEEEEE

[grean]

ROTFLOL,,,,, I won't even bother copying my fav line which I am sure is everyones,,,,, giant flashing dildo,,, indeed.
This was fantastic. Your Dom was priceless.
Hugs you.

[talesinbloom]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed it preshus! Thank you.

*SNOGS*

[violettefemme]

This was GREAT. I love the porn and chocolate thing. one of my favorite stories of Elijah's. As a matter of fact I wrote a Domlijah called Porn and Chocolate based off that same story. Though, i didn't have the insight to put orlando in there you brilliant woman!

*loves*

[talesinbloom]

Yay! I'm so glad you liked it. It's one of the ones that still makes me giggle like Lij on a helium high. I didn't have the insight to put Orlando in there, you can thank blame montmorency for that one. I know I do. ;)

And you are more brillianter than me!

*adores*

[deleerium]

*GIANT FLASHING DILDOS*

also? a;slkdjf;laksjdfl;kjasl;dkjfl;aksjdf; - more porny goodness the second third time around *hi beams* zomg, they're fucking hot. HOT.

*SHEEPS*

[talesinbloom]

*GIANT FLASHING JOUSTING DILDOS*

ahahahahahhahahahahaaa...i need a moment. :P

*ADORES*