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Aug 07, 2006 14:39

Title: Porn and Chocolate!
Author/Artist: talesinbloom
Requestor: montmorency
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP, fluff, blatant abuse of hobbit lyrics and chocolate bars.
Summary: Dom and Elijah have just done seven shots of Jaegermeister each and they stumble into the New Zealand equivalent of a 7-Eleven, where Elijah asks the clerk for " ( Read more... )

Comments 28

clumsygyrl August 8 2006, 04:20:19 UTC

oh dear god woman. seriously. just... CHOCOLATEPORNORLIJAH IN A STORE.

ahem.

talesinbloom August 10 2006, 19:25:44 UTC

is good, right? chocolate...porn..orlijah...chocolate i seriously need orli a Kit Kat right now.

:D

*loffs*

clumsygyrl August 11 2006, 02:20:40 UTC

i need a shower chocolate bar. mmmmchocolate.

tristantrakand August 8 2006, 07:03:25 UTC

Orli smiled, and shook his head around sucking at the side of his palm, catching the last lingering taste of Lij. "No, man. Taken care of," he said softly. He caught at Lij's hand with his free one and pressed it to the front of his khaki's.

I have to agree with booshgall33 on this one being HOTT. Becasue, damn. And the cum-licking is like...::hands::

talesinbloom August 10 2006, 19:27:43 UTC

Yay, glad you liked it! Thank you! And you get extra snogs for quoting. ;)

*Xratedtra snogs*

layne67 August 8 2006, 08:41:34 UTC

Oh wow. Porn and chocolates and Orli and Lij and handjobs and Orli-coming-inside-his-pants!

And the flashing dildo of course :DD

Wow!

talesinbloom August 10 2006, 19:29:33 UTC

Ahahhahaa! That reminded me of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz...lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Only the X-rated version...porn and chocolate and handjobs, oh my! ;P

Thanks preshus, I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

*SNOGS*

strongplacebo August 8 2006, 08:45:34 UTC

Gnnnnnnnnnnrgh. So freaking hot.

*wipes drool* *craves chocolate*

Okay, now I think Dom should enter and they have another round. Possibly with the dildo.

talesinbloom August 10 2006, 19:30:27 UTC

*shares paper towels and candy bars*

I think that is a marvelous idea. Hand back over that towel, would ya? ;)

♥

theartoffic August 8 2006, 14:35:29 UTC

yaye for abuse of chocolate cos the way you wrote it is so, so damn hot. I'd love to see Orli blow a Tim Tam and then Elijah and of course vice-versa *envisions*:D

*loves*