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[talesinbloom]

Title: Porn and Chocolate!
Author/Artist: talesinbloom
Requestor: montmorency
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP, fluff, blatant abuse of hobbit lyrics and chocolate bars.
Summary: Dom and Elijah have just done seven shots of Jaegermeister each and they stumble into the New Zealand equivalent of a 7-Eleven, where Elijah asks the clerk for "

Comments

[montmorency]

As usual with the incomparable Talesinbloom (aka Bloomie), it's not merely the hot, hot sex (although it IS), it's also the hilarious dialogue, the riotous characters, the engaging description of action, blah blah blah. You are a fabulous writer, my dear.

Ex.: Dom turned his face sideways on the glass, smashing his cheek against its cool surface.

"I didn't know elves had a need for such things as condoms and candy bars. Someone should let Legolas know."

Elijah had given up digging in the fronts of his jeans and was now groping his ass

Dom tried to set his foot down a few feet above the actual pavement.

It's so easy to picture the action, to hear the characters saying the words. Talent, my dear, you have talent.

And then the chocolate-licking-lip-licking-tongues-chocolate-crotches-lips-chocolate... *thud*

♥

[v_angelique]

Oh my GOD that was brilliant. You are amazing, as always.

[piepiepie]

You have my clothed-grinding-humping kink down... the chocolate numminess, Orli's gorgeousness, the hobbit hilarity, and GIANT FLASHING DILDOS.

You... you are a GENIUS.

*humps desk at work - !!!!*

[mishbloom]

"Who says there's no porn here?" Dom snickered and thrust the candy into Elijah's hand. "Here. You've had your porn, and there's your chocolate. Pay the man and let's get on."

Yes, yes, we've had our chocolate and our porn. What would you take as payment, darling?

FUUUUUUCK I loved Dommie in this! That's saying a lot, 'cause he's not my favoritest of the wee ones.

And Orlando....ohouchhowhot! *wibbles* Some more please?

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

Ohhh! I read this days ago but too frenzied to leave a note. :D

The point is... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm