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[talesinbloom]

Title: Porn and Chocolate!
Author/Artist: talesinbloom
Requestor: montmorency
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP, fluff, blatant abuse of hobbit lyrics and chocolate bars.
Summary: Dom and Elijah have just done seven shots of Jaegermeister each and they stumble into the New Zealand equivalent of a 7-Eleven, where Elijah asks the clerk for "

Comments

[fan_turtles_04]

ZOMG!! Giant flashing dildos, chocolate, handjobs in a convience store....

*slips and falls in own puddle of drool*

That was the bestest (don't care if its a word)!!!

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[illuins_lair]

Maybe a bit useless to comment now... a few decades too late and Tales is not here and all but fuck it, Im sooo doing it anyway!

So perfect that I melt in a puddle of sexy!chocolatesmeary!Orlijahgasm

Drunk!Boys and 7ElevenElven!SEX and LegOrli.Teh.Bendyboi and...Flashing Dildos! WHOHOOOO

Teh Flashing Dildo rules NZ and me. Well,I want it for president. In my own state where hot handjobs are available in convenience stores and also Orlijahpornvids donated to pervy girls and there would be World Peace too. That and needyhumping.chocolatesuckling.counter!sex in all its glorious horniness|mess..
Not sure how it all could work out but there would be free chocolate and PORN to everyone goddamnit, and the rest would not really matter...

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