From A Book a Minute:

The Lord of the Rings: A story of jewelry theft and the ensuing hand injuries. (Source unknown)

The Ring Poem from 'Bored of the Rings ( Read more... )

amand_r, talking about Hurricane Frances:

So, Sylvan has canceled classes for tomorrow and the entire weekend, which of course, for me is grrrrreat! I traipse about the house and do my Tony the Tiger impression. I actually said the words "It'll be like a snow day ( Read more... )

luvboromir24601 on what creatures do and do not belong in Middle-earth here:

5. Vampires do belong in Middle-earth... but not in the way you think they do. So don't even try or you will mess up. Thank you.
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14. If Tolkien didn't mention a long-lost race of elves, don't you dare put one in. That means you, moon-elf lovers.The others are quite funny, too, but I ( Read more... )

Sunday I went over to my best friend's house. There was a LOTR marathon on Encore... or Starz I forget. We both have the DVDs but you know how it is ( Read more... )

Found in this thread at Journalfen:

walkingundine: Mmm, VigOrli. Meat and potatoes of the LOTRIPS fandom.

limeysugar: I think it's time fandom went on the Atkins Diet.

One of the addresses was iluvatar@warofthering.net.
Eru is sending me spam email. I don't know whether to be excited or insulted.

-- dreamiflame

helijt, in regards to yet another horrid Mary Sue:So, Sauron used to have a family. I can only imagine what his childhood would have been like ( Read more... )

The following was posted by arensb:

In closing, my current music is a song which is listed on the album as Lover's Day, but judging from the lyrics, it is a day for more than one Lover, so I have made an editorial apostrophe shift.

Hmm...but would it then be pronounced Loverses Day, and ruin the flow?Not unless it's sung by Gollum ( Read more... )

I have figured out the EXACT nature of Eowyn's wardrobe:

It was made entirely depending on how good it looks when it flails madly in the wind.

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I could be wrong--perhaps Eowyn's wardobe actually CAUSES wind, because wherever she goes, a heavy wind seems to follow unconditionally.
-doubtful_salmon, here