In the pause it takes for SAM to come up with his next rhyme, the sounds of horses galloping can be heard outside BAG END. The assembled company turns as one toward the door. Moments later, a familiar figure appears in the study doorway. It is ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, KING OF THE REUNITED KINGDOMS, CHIEFTAIN OF THE DUNEDAIN OF ARNOR, CAPTAIN OF ( Read more... )

It's about MESPT, so it counts :)

Love is your husband idly wandering by your cube at work late on a Friday evening and detailing (in low voice and worksafe terms) a perfectly splendid way to COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROY ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE PUPPETS.

From _redpanda_

LOTR with Badgers.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/

yay!

Me and Cara have been wracking our brains for quotes but apparently not only does Sean [Astin] never say anything funny, he also is completely incapable of finishing a complete sentence before he starts a new one.

My fandom never shuts up. And yet he never says anything.

-- bodygardener

Found while sorting through my quotes file ( Read more... )

applegnat: Has anyone noticed that spelling 'Artanis' backwards gives you 'Sinatra'?

That ought to explain why they gave her blue eyes in the movie. Oh, also that the Finweans really were the mafia.

tehta: I think we have already discussed the Feanorian mafia business. The people of Alqualonde sleep with the fishes.

The Silmarillion, in 1000 words

Sample:

MELKOR: Want shiny.
VALAR: Nope.
MELKOR: Why not?
VALAR: Because you're a jerk.
ELVES: Oh hey, stars. Shiny!
MELKOR: Oh hey, breeding stock.
ELVES: AUGH!

There are no major health consequences to frequent masturbation. If there were, plenty of men would look like Gollum from "The Lord Of The Rings."

-- http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4386745

rpp: boromir will die in a toxic waste explosion
rpp: after having killed 10, 000 uruks single-handed
rpp: very tragic
bullroarert: then becomes toxic-man of gondor?
rpp: yes! he'll glow in the dark
rpp: and fight crime on the streets of osgiliath
bullroarert: gondor has no outdoor lighting, gondor needs no outdoor lighting

crantz wants Theoden fic. I say I have to reread the books.

TakaCrantz: although it can be summarized as:
narrator: your new step-mother father's advisor says he hates you. but wants your sister ( Read more... )