I turned 24 on Thanksgiving.
I feel 85.
I act more like 3.

:/

Ahh... life ... what a disastrous, I mean, beautiful, thing ( Read more... )

Have you seen the previews for the “Monster In-Law” movie? Well, that seems to sum up Mike’s mother and my relationship. In the beginning, I tried. I’d go out of my way to be helpful and make little "brown-nose" comments and all that humble bullshit. Now I just don’t care though. No matter what, she has some little smartass look or just acts ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in about a trillion years. Not that anyone noticed...(She says as she innocently bats her eyelashes, noticeably seeking reassurance ( Read more... )

I wish I could say, “Another day, another dollar ( Read more... )

The fact that I have screwed up more often than any twenty-three year old should be able to account for is only the beginning of why the feeling of worthlessness encompasses me ( Read more... )

Yesterday was El Dia Del Amor... So fuckin' what? I'm sure you can all tell that it wasn't the "Valentine's Day of my dreams." It wasn't a bad day, however ( Read more... )

The MONSTER TOE ( Read more... )

My parents are buying a house in Rogersville. That is near Cullman, I think. It is on the Tennessee River. It is going to be their "weekend getaway." I went with them Saturday and it is absolutely gorgeous. The house is just a house, but the location is prime, and the view of the water on our descending three decks is amazing. It is serene to ( Read more... )