Despite the fact that Jim Gaffigan told me that I looked like I could be his brother ( Read more... )

What is nature's most perfect killing machine? The Shark, clearly ( Read more... )

I went down to Houston ( Read more... )

"I guess it's not surprising, but it's spring and I should leave ( Read more... )

Recently, I've been told that the visual aspects of life are, by far, the most important by professors and professionals. "A picture is worth a thousand words," as the old cliché goes. Granted, I'll agree with that basic statement. A picture can indeed tell a story. But what a boring, god-awful story it is. An image of a man sitting alone in a ( Read more... )

HEY. THINGS ARE VERY VERY WELL. HEY. IT'S 6:48 IN THE MORNING. I THOUGHT I WAS FEVERISH, BUT APPARENTLY I WAS VERY WRONG. VERY, VERY WRONG. THINGS ARE GOOD, VERY VERY, GOOD. SO, I'VE FOUND THIS NEW THING, HEY. IT'S PRETTY GREAT, HEY. HAHA. HEY ( Read more... )

I never really thought it would happen. Really, I imagined he would outlive me ( Read more... )