Ryan (AKA Tator salad) i am going to kick you ass in agaust. first you send me a text message that makes my phone always say howdy. then you bring up j-k to lauren. thatis not good. in the end it will be funny but not right now.

I would not say that i was an apathetic person i am just apathetic to those who aren't my friends. That is one mood that not matter what does not change “Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.”

it is not so much that i want to kill louis. i just don't want her to be alive anymore.

THE SUPREME IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT ALMOST NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE NOT A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXIST IN FAVOR OF THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS LIFE IS TO IMPORTANT TO TAKE SERIOUSLY

i just conquored the night. the best thing is the way that i did it. the two moorons who did it wrestle and i knew who it was. so at three oclock i put sardines in there car. covered them with vasaline and cleaning paper. the best part it was raining and i poured vinager in there vents. all they did to me was paper and silly strings. i kicked ( Read more... )

no woman can resist a man who looks good in a speedo

if a country values something more than freedom then it will lose its freedom. the irony of this is, if the thing that it values more is money or power it will lose that too. maybe this does not just apply to countries

i always thought that leaving home would be the hardest thing to do. i was wrong. going back home is.