Sometimes we simply channel our art.....

[loupyone]

This just sprang fully formed into my brain:

To the tune of "Popeye the Sailor man"

I'm Davey the bad Scotsman.
I'm Davey the bad Scotsman.
I'm strong to the finish,
'Cause I drink Glenfiddich.
I'm Davey the bad Scotsman!

I hope you find that at least vaguely amusing, as I did.

Comments

[temperance14]

I would say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! Doesn't that lad have anything better to do!"

....but that would sound Irish and you ain't.
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[mrsgiggle]

[Groans, shaking and holding her head]
:P :)
Hugs!
:) C

Re: ...

[satyrlovesong]

Yep, that's about my take too.

[serendipity17]

You got the spinach rhyme! That's awesome.

[groblek]

I am both impressed and disturbed. :)

[kay_gmd]

There's a twisted part of me that suggest you send it to the Glenfiddich and see if they want to use it.