As some of you know I went for my second CAT scan this week. I have been majorly stressing over the results, as you can imagine. The results are as follows ( Read more... )

What the hell kind of a word is "ferkytoodling"?

I like it.
I will find a way to use it.
...klaus...sitting in a banana hammock...ferkytoodling with...er... bananas...

But... um...

How many bottles of wine does it take before the word "ferkytoodling" slips from your lips?

Just wondering...

Here I am in south Florida ( Read more... )

Vicodan.

I love the stuff!

Hmmmm.... tasty.

(-:

Yup.

Paula you got it right.

Thanks for your continuing valuable insight.

Today I went for my CAT scan ( Read more... )

Honest to God those were the words that I was speaking when I woke up this morning in the very wee small hours ( Read more... )

anderyn sent me a coupon for some on-line shopping. When did she send it? Oh... last year ... eek! I got an email reminder this week that the coupon was expiring. So I went on-line today and spent it. I got some lovely little things ... one of which is for this year's Christmas card ... which - depending on how things proceed - y'all may be getting before ( Read more... )

SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!

...rational thought when the SSIF comes back to Earth...

Someone give me a gun so I can blow my brain cell out...

An "Honest To God" phone call I just hung up from...

Student: My classes don't start until the end of June.
Me: Yes, I see that. You are in Session B.
Student: So when can I have my money?
Me: We cannot pay your money until classes actually begin and your professors have verified your ( Read more... )