Love is an elusive concept.

I didn't have an ash tray nearby so I just dumped my cashed bowl out into the little hospital sack for my Lexapro ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, we have a black president.

Eat your words, Morrissey.

But I'm still spending $25 to see you.

I want to live the isolated, exotic life of Hemingway.

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Try to make something out of that!

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Not stop go zero gone summer rose return(s) turn(s) most rest must store storm hope men prison prize(s) spent...

....are the words I can find so

I want to have a writer's block party!!!

This is the difference between my grandma then and my grandma after that disease where you forget things. I don't remember the name but I hear it's hereditary. I roll my eyes to the left and think of beach days every day in grandma's backyard. I remember she could get down. I roll my eyes to the right and I remember her trying to kill my little ( Read more... )

My application for the Peace Corps was denied. That's disappointing.

"Yeah, Coldplay was nice and all then. The melodies are all vacant now. They were always very simple from the start, but with great melodies They were like the pop Radiohead. All their songs are Fake Plastic Trees. Like how I lit up mid-sentence because I realized what a great metaphore that was?"

Very high 20-something: "Daisy, I'm glad you're not a bearded drag queen right now. You know, while we're in the Thanksgiving spirit."

Daisy: "You're welcome."