Tonight I'm going to F.U.R. Fest at the P-House.

At 10 I'll head downtown to see the Wynn Brothers and Daniel Berry.

Tomorrow, I'll be standing outside cousin Heather's house taking Polaroids of guests of my dad's 50th birthday and getting everyone to shake it, shakeit-shakeit, shake it. And the Polaroids too.

At 6 I'll head back over to F.U.R. Fest ( Read more... )

I dropped a piece of food on myself and tried to lick it. I didn't realize there were places on me I can't reach with a lick. I don't think about these things.

Also, I get really disappointed when I find the water bottle next to my bed is empty.

Also, I am being promoted for the 2nd time this year to Senior Assisstant Manager. Which means, one more ( Read more... )

I can hear Daisy and her boyfriend listening to sweet, soft and lazy Iron & Wine from her bedroom.

Chris is playing the organ in the living room.

I imagine Joe might join him on the adjacent piano. He can't resist.

We have an old man living with us for free. I came home the other day and though the room was dark, I knew my ceiling fan was on. It has ( Read more... )

So I have the ulitmate trick to play on my dad for April Fool's. Pretty stoked.

I dreamt last night that the Rolling Stones performed a song I penned called Multi-cultural Hits To The Face.

So yesterday I unrepressed a memory I thought I had lost long ago. I don't think I've mentioned that I was homeschooled all my life. This is the story of one such everyday experience. The incredibly racist Mexican culture highschool project experience. I thought my punishment was over when I finished reading the Christian edited history of Mexico. ( Read more... )

A four year old waiting for his mom at the register looks around to feed his attention. He stops at a mirror on the ceiling .

"Mommy! I can see myself in the mirror!"

"Yeah?"

"I am so cute!"

"Well... I'm glad... you have such a healthy self-esteem....."

Politicians are like black people. I can't tell the difference.

"I told my neighbor I was saving up for a jet-ski and he told me I didn't look like the asshole type. But he's a full-time surfer, so."

"I love jet-skiing. I mean, I would love it if I tried it."

"Well, I'm not like a jock-skier or anything. I just want it to jet out to islands and camp."

"You can just surf out there."

"Well yeah, but you can out- ( Read more... )

"So Nick, do you have a thing for Linda?"

"A thing for Linda? Uh, no."

"Not like a thing, like something against her?"

"Um, no? What's going on?"

"She says she thinks you hate her and think she's a liar."

"What? All I did was relay what Bette told me to tell her! I'm the mediator, doesn't mean I carry their opinions as well. God, that woman really blows ( Read more... )