"We have a new plan. Everyone has their own designated bowl, cup, plate and utensile. That way, there will never be dishes stacked up."

"Isn't that like, communism?"

"Yes, but we have a better word for it. Kindergarten. Everyone has their own cubbyhole too."

"You do realize that at no time in the history of the world has communism ever been successful ( Read more... )

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 This made me smile.

It's 40 degrees out. We have two air conditioning units in this house. My roommates have the heat baking up one side of the house while the other is blasting out cold air. That's fucked up.

"What is your name, then ( Read more... )

I think Tom Cruise is Katie Holms.

"I got over my disgust for my looks a while back and soon after I found out, to my shock, I'm apparently a big hit in the gay scene. It didn't end up making any difference to me. It did however mean that my disgust was certainly not shared. I only felt this way about myself because I am into burly guys and masculinity and I'm skinny and can't even ( Read more... )

I did have my doubts, giving my car keys to an ex-junkie. Not a years old ex-junkie. Still on probation, ex-junkie. But it was his last gallery and his agent wanted him there, might help sell a few pieces. He's selling them one by one, to get his life back. His type makes up the stereotype. He promises to fill the tank and the first thing he says ( Read more... )

I was a foreigner in a strange land. During a midnightly stroll, I was bitten by what I swear looked like a werewolf. When I visited the doctor, he told me to my shock, yes, it was a common thing there. So he went the procedure of treating me, running tests, that sort of thing.
There was no cure, after all, but they ran tests to find good ways of ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if I should think it's a good thing or so very sad that my favorite gift this year was a gift given to me from my manager, as well as to any other employee. It came in a small gold sack. I was thinking a simple note with a holiday-related one-liner and maybe a bonus candy cane. It was full of Ghiradelli squares. I catch myself scraping ( Read more... )