The "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY..." Meme

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Ash Williams || Evil Dead Trilogy || Het

[handwentbad]

Me, I'm easy. Blowbang. Three chicks, and I'm packing the only heat in town.

[Ash was born shameless and he'll die shameless; he's more confused as to why and how that slipped out so quickly.]

[slay_girl]

You know guns are useless for anything supernatural that's not a Deadite, right? [Why yes, she is being deliberately obtuse. 'Packing heat' refers to guns, right? Enjoy the look she's giving you, Ash. You earned it with that comment.]

[handwentbad]

[Why hello there, quasi-girlfriend! This isn't awkward at all!]

...That wasn't the kind of gun I was talking about, baby. And you know it.

[slay_girl]

[Like she's going to make it easy on you, Ash? Not a chance.] Well, I guess you could say you were packing heat if you had a blade hidden on ya, but generally that's a gun thing, not a blade thing.

[handwentbad]

[She never makes it easy on him, and that's why he loves her.] Darlin' you know how to handle every inch of what I'm packing. And how to pull the trigger.

[slay_girl]

[Okay, he gets an amused look for that one, and an arched eyebrow.] Who said I couldn't handle it? All I said was that guns were useless against the undead and evil.

[handwentbad]

[He blusters a little at that.] Yeah, well, this one's good at making women nice'n happy. In fact, it's the only cure in the world for beaver fever.

[He totally knows what he's saying!]

[slay_girl]

[That sounds... utterly ridiculous, Ash, and she really can't help the incredulous look that crosses her face as she just kind of stares back at him.] 'Beaver fever?' You- you know what? I just- don't want to know... [And now she's just laughing.] Where you get these things...

[handwentbad]

[Pouting! It's going down now!]

Hey, don't mock the good people at Flynt Publishing!

[slay_girl]

[Griiiiin. He's so cute when he pouts! Her eyebrow arches, however at his protest.] Sorry. Never heard of 'em.

[handwentbad]

[Gesturing! it's happening now!]

Y'know! The guys who put out Hustler!

[slay_girl]

[Riiiight. Why is she not surprised he was talking about something like that?]

I don't care what they put out, that's probably one of the least sexy things I've ever heard of.

[handwentbad]

[Probably because she's seen his porn stash.

Annd poutface!]

I learned most of my best tricks from there!

[slay_girl]

I don't know about that. I'd say you've plenty of better tricks with me. [Buffy grins a bit, amused. After all, as much as the hotel sucks, it's definitely, uh. Pushed them to try things.]

[handwentbad]

[Smirk.]

Damn right, baby.

[He kisses her neck.]

Betcha loved every minute, too.

[slay_girl]

[There's a twinkle in Buffy's eye now, mischievous as she grins at her lover.] All except for that one time, yeah... [Yeah, that 'one time.' Which, in truth, doesn't exist, but hey. She wants to see his reaction to the comment. It's sure to be amusing.]