Ash Williams || Evil Dead Trilogy || HethandwentbadMay 1 2011, 09:34:13 UTC
[Ash is totally wasted right now. He's, in fact, leaning against the back wall of the miniature phone booth, swaying slightly as he picks up the reciever. It's midnight in Michigan, he's a lonely boy, and he's gone right past his usual drunken surliness straight into horniness.
It takes him three tries before he gets the number right, and five rings before his lover picks up.]
[Shannon's asleep, curled up in bed, but the buzzing of her phone on the nightstand wakes her up. She's tempted to just roll over and ignore it, but then she remembers that Ash mentioned that he might call tonight when they spoke earlier.
She leans up on one of her elbows to reach for it, flipping it open and muffling a yawn as she presses it to her ear. The sound of his voice brings a slight smile to her face.]
[There's some rustling of sheets in the background as she lies back down, and she brings the phone closer to her ear.] Yeah, I'm alright. And you're drunk. [She's teasing.]
You should be glad I miss you or I'd be bitching at you for waking me up.
[There's a corresponding thunk as Ash leans deeper into the phone booth.]
M'not drunk. It's just the...line. We've gotta bad connection...
[There's a roll of his eyes at that. When is she not complaining about his lack of couth? He can't resist needling her.]
Y'know, you should be happy I rang. You've been graced by a call from the king. I could be callin'...Kerri or Dakota or whatever the hell her name was....
[He promptly ruins the effect made by his speach by belching.]
Sure it is. [He gets an eyeroll in return, but there's a quiet giggle on Shannon's end at what he says next.] Oh, don't worry. I'm happy that you called. [Then she adds, with sarcasm:] Your highness.
It's a shame you're not here. [Shannon can hear the smirk in his voice, and she's pleased. Slowly, she bites her lip, running a hand down her stomach to hook in the elastic band of her panties. The girl pulls them far enough down her thighs to get her hand inside, and as her fingers dip lower, she gives a content sigh.]
You wanna know what else I am? Bored, Ash. So tell me... If you were here, what would you be doing?
[She bites her lip again to hold back a smile at his words, and her tongue peeks out to wet her lips as she slowly starts to tease herself, fingers just barely touching. No need to be hasty.]
Oh, you know how nice I can be, Ash. I can do that.
Last weekend? Hang on, let me think. [A pause, and a soft little moan followed by another content sigh. She rubs her middle finger in slow circles against her clit, right now just to get herself a little more worked up.] Hmm, maybe. Wanna refresh my memory?
Oh, you mean... that. [She balances the phone between her shoulder and ear so she can have both hands free, and she brings the one that was previously holding the device up to cup one of her breasts.] Mmm. Yeah. Back alley. You know I like the little risk of doing it somewhere public.
[She bites her lip at the memory, gasping quietly into the receiver.]
Thought i'd still have marks on my back from the bricks. You can be such a jerk sometimes.
It takes him three tries before he gets the number right, and five rings before his lover picks up.]
Heyy baby...
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She leans up on one of her elbows to reach for it, flipping it open and muffling a yawn as she presses it to her ear. The sound of his voice brings a slight smile to her face.]
Hi.
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Hiiii Shannon.
[He probably sounds as drunk as he feels right now.]
Y'all right?
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You should be glad I miss you or I'd be bitching at you for waking me up.
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M'not drunk. It's just the...line. We've gotta bad connection...
[There's a roll of his eyes at that. When is she not complaining about his lack of couth? He can't resist needling her.]
Y'know, you should be happy I rang. You've been graced by a call from the king. I could be callin'...Kerri or Dakota or whatever the hell her name was....
[He promptly ruins the effect made by his speach by belching.]
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[There's another audible thunk as he tilts into the back wall.]
You're cute, y'know.
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[He thinks she's cute, huh? Well, he'll have to do better than that.]
I'm cute? Aww. You're sweet. [She's teasing again.] I'm also almost naked.
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Back room of some dive in Dearborn. The Hells Angels send their best.
[When she reveals that she's naked, he smirks against the receiver.]
Did I say cute? I meant blazingly hot. Mind-meltingly hot...
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You wanna know what else I am? Bored, Ash. So tell me... If you were here, what would you be doing?
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[He doesn't bother to check and make sure no one's listening in on him before he continues.]
I'd touch every inch of your pretty little body. If you're real nice to me, I'll lick you til you come.
...And you'd be sucking my boomstick the whole time. How's that grab you?
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Oh, you know how nice I can be, Ash. I can do that.
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Damn right. D'you remember last weekend?
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Last weekend? Hang on, let me think. [A pause, and a soft little moan followed by another content sigh. She rubs her middle finger in slow circles against her clit, right now just to get herself a little more worked up.] Hmm, maybe. Wanna refresh my memory?
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Took you to that club. We ended up in the back alley...
[Let her do a little talking now - he's a bit busy trying to hide his developing hard-on. Damn public phone...]
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[She bites her lip at the memory, gasping quietly into the receiver.]
Thought i'd still have marks on my back from the bricks. You can be such a jerk sometimes.
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