Chapter 4

Usually, when I wake up in the morning, my alarm clock is blaring the latest pop song, and it’s around seven o’clock and I’m facing a lovely white ceiling. This morning, I was pulled away from my dream of being the queen of the Cotton Candy palace, and having to eat up (literally) my Cotton Candy king to Yunho’s face hovering so close to ( Read more... )

( “Now wipe that drool off your face.” )

It took me most of the morning to pick out some decent clothing for school. It was my first time in a uniform-less institution so I stared at my wardrobe for a long time wondering what would be suitable first-impression ‘by the way, I’m a vampire’ clothes to wear. Then, it came to me. Vampires don’t care! They’re the undead! They can’t be bothered ( Read more... )

So, yeah… Me… Kim Jaejoong… Vampire

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! You losers. I can’t believe you bought that. ‘I’m a vampire. Let me suck your blood.” HAHA! Yeah, right.

I’m not a vampire. As far as I know, I have never been an undead creature of the night, or drank any blood. Actually, blood makes me queasy. Last time, my sister scraped her knee on the sidewalk, ( Read more... )

Title: So... What?
Author:love_joongie (duh)
Pairing: Yunjae, and Yoosu... or Yoosumin, you decide
Genre: Humour, Crack, Romance
Length: One-shot
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Um... stuff?
Summary: Jaejoong and Junsu have been KIDNAPPED! *GASP*. But they don't seem to mind it so much.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, do you really think I'd be sitting here writing ( Read more... )

Title: Which Way Was Starboard Again?
Author:love_joongie (duh)
Pairing: Yunjae, maybe Yoosu
Genre: Action, Humour, Romance
Plot: by kpopbee *hearts*
Length: Chaptered
Rating: PG (for naoooo…)
Warning: May contain foul language… and excessive hotness (but that’s really not my fault). Heehees
Summary: Jaejoong joined the Navy (not the colour) to find his long ( Read more... )

Chapter 3

The old man pressed his forehead against the back window of the car and breathed deeply. It would be a long two day drive to the company retreat. He pulled the repeatedly folded speech out of his pocket, and smoothed it out against his knee. He stared unseeingly at the too small letters on the sheet of paper, not bothering to take out ( Read more... )

 
( I glared at him, thinking of a million not-so-nice-and-quiet things to say to him and trying to keep my eyes from darting down to his steamy abs, instead I asked him the one very crucial question that was gnawing at the back of my mind. )

Title: Not So Super
Characters: DBSK, Suju
Pairings: mostly yunjae, yusoo
Genre: crack, crimefighting, humour, and ICE CREAM
Length: chaptered
Rating:pg
Summary: When the super hero gets fired from his job for breaking one too many office supplies, he needs to go grovel for a job to sustain his over eating brother and himself. A growing superhero ( Read more... )

Title: Which Way Was Starboard Again?
Author:love_joongie (duh)
Pairing: Yunjae, maybe Yoosu
Genre: Action, Humour, Romance
Plot: by kpopbee *hearts*
Length: Chaptered
Rating: PG (for naoooo…)
Warning: May contain foul language… and excessive hotness (but that’s really not my fault). Heehees
Summary: Jaejoong joined the Navy (not the colour) to find his long lost ( Read more... )