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ah you guys i am so drunk and it is america independence day and today i learned so much about america it's crazy!!! eagles!! 9/11!! the evil british people!! wowowow

oh my god bourbon, you americans invented it.. why

i love this countryy, i want to sing the star spangled banner until i fall asleep

that is a probably good idea

today a man touched his penis on the subway. yuck! some angry black woman punched him in the face and everyone was happy. this was right after i saw jackie brown too. one day i should like to be an angry black woman and have a word with mr. putin about the low pension he gives my grandmother ( Read more... )

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i'm 23!! :D


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1. Best place to cry?
- moscow doesn't believe in tears!

2. The thing you love the most?
- rich <3 ( Read more... )

i now work at a bakery selling cupcakes to children

it is so cute, and they love my voice

rich and i are celebrating 6 months of love soon by going to atlantic city new jersey! i'm going to be a sexy gambling queen and win millions of dollars, which is hundreds of millions of rubles, which is... five euros? ha

NO ONE TOLD ME AMERICANS COULD DRINK LIKE THIS

rap music is finally awesome to me

oh my god