A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She

Gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She then seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard...

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.

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 goddamn. i have recently read my entries from forever ago...and i was fucking retarded.

Subject: laugh out loud funny ( Read more... )

i try to figure out why i feel like i do, but it seems like im just trying to measure the length between exit wounds ( Read more... )

so im supposed to be moving tomorrow. but this bladder/kidney infection is holding me back.so ill be moveing my stuff all day...fun

i always thought that because i was hungry i had to eat. i learned other wise over the past week. since my mom has been gone ive been living on apple juice. instead of shopping my dad has been buying theese 77 cent tv dinners.not even the good ones.he buys meatloaf and stuff that you would get at the hospital cafeteria. so yes i have been visiting ( Read more... )

isnt it funny when you see people you grew up with naked on the internet? hahha

:-0

so is it a law that as soon as you become single all of your ex'es or old flames have to find contack or run into you/?dude i dont know what the hell is going on but i know its driving me crazy.one night i went to billiard and 3 of my exes were there.if that wasnt bad enough,they were there hanging out together.hmm...so it was incredibly awkward. i ( Read more... )