Eh. I enjoyed that/this day. I still retain the right to bitch about the holiday and to overgeneralize the negative aspects at any time. I need a fucking rice cooker and a 20 lb bag of rice though. What good are rice bowls without rice?
Apparently, I could have been a ginger bread man. Unfortunately, ginger wasn't exactly the spice that my parents marriage needed. Lucky for me, K-Y isn't the best spice either. I'd hate to be a K-Y bread man.
National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation. Such a classic. If it weren't for Bad Santa, I would only have one enjoyable holiday-related movie. I'm sure it's been about a year since I mentioned I don't like christmas.