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If I've left a very old serving spoon in some mashed potato overnight, and it's turn the potato blue, and then I have unknowingly eaten it - #
- is that bad? #
And it is odd-reaction blue, not mould-blue, and no, I cannot be trusted with anything. #
Barley risotto with leeks and leftover minty lamb. Hug in a pan. You wish I were your wife. #
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Every window in the house open, cooking a rack of lamb and winging a bread and butter pudding. Nice. Proper housewifey. #
Lamby lamb-lamb. #
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Stay calm. #
Universe, today I want to listen to Los Straitjackets surf with completely inaudible Coachwhips vocals. This should exist. Huh. #
And if I hit £50 in my YouGov account before ATP I might be able to take some food as well. #sweet #
Hugs AND drugs. #
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HOST AND REGISTRAR ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE TERMS. OH GOD I BORE MYSELF. #
However, I have eaten three fairycakes. Three! That's almost five! #
Rik Wolland once said it was silly for people to dance at noise gigs. And I agreed, until ten minutes ago, when I learned about krumping. #
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"screaming is reserved for emergencies (someone's bleeding, someone's being dragged to a van, someone's overwhelmed by existential ennui)" #
Welcome break in litany of corporate boors: @eurofficeit and @domainmonster are both top-hole helpful gents. ERROR ERROR RESUME MISANTHROPY. #
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Amazing what a decent sleep will do. Today I am a kind and benevolent box of blinking coloured lights! #
2am Ideas: D'you think a porn recommendation service is a good idea? Like the last.fm of filth. Could call it xxxactly. I'm sort of serious. #
I will cut you, Pickaweb. #
Skanking is never okay. #
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#Mattism. Pirate Joke, as retold by Matt. Q: "Why do pirates like to be called pirates?" A: [in pirate voice] "THEY JUST DOOOOO" #
Hullo, @lisanandy. Got your leaflet today - I see you have your own domain, yet you're using a Gmail email address. What's that about? #
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Don't half fancy getting hedgehogged. Its like getting ratted, but more pointed. #
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