Back in your box, Christina Aguilera. #
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Coughs. #

I need to be more educated; I've run out of words. #

Like, I feel the need to articulate something about classism, and hurr durr herp derp derp. #

"Moose with pomade in antlers" #

I wish I had some money so I could buy some retro spectacles. This is the worst thing I have ever tweeted. #
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"Nobody, my darling, could call me a fussy man - BUT I do like a little bit of butter to my bread!" #

I miss webrings. #

You people and your convenient transient principles. #

I love Comfortaa. #

Don't know how you all come up with bon mots during #leadersdebates; I'm having enough trouble watching / not spilling coleslaw down myself. #
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One and a half Crystal Antlers songs with earplugs in is all the consideration you'll get from me, Mister Hearing. #

See also: "Pardon?" #

Own it, bigots. #
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I like Jaime Winstone's face. #

Last.fm is a blessing and a curse. #

MGMT leave me a bit cold. What's wrong with me? #

I mean, what's wrong with me in relation to not liking MGMT. HUR HUR. #

Except Electric Feel, like. That's acceptable. #

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I like to design stuff; I do not like to make it work afterwards. I do not like it with a fox, I do not like it in a box, etc etc. #

"Pouring the hot cream into the sack to make My Lord of Carlisle's Posset", oh yes? #

Been working hard today. Not keen. #

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Biscuits. #

"I want to say that I think Kanye West is gay, but I feel like "Kanye West is gay" is the kind of thing Kanye West googles late at night" #

"A SHOOTING! A SHOOTING! HOORAY!" #
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Well, there goes the bit of my hearing that Tim Harrington didn't do away with in November. #

Also Bagheera were reeeeeeally good. Imagine me making an "Eeeeeee" face as I say that to you. #

I really can't hear anything. #nickcleggsfault #
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I've got a big wok. #

But whhhyyyyyyyy #

♫ Beep bloop bit.ly/9ef7Xz #

I am going to see HEALTH and that is exciting. #
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Never be afraid to admit that it's all just your latent mood disorder [2]. #

I find CocoRosie so annoying because I am unable to ignore them. Stand back, I am going to administer a life lesson. #

A lot of legitimate, chin-stroking folk uses the same souls-and-fauns imagery as the worst kind of laughable armpit metal. #

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