I'm not feeling it, 2010. #
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Yesterday was incredibly strange. I honestly didn't know that a load of liberals with sandwiches = just as bad as EDL / out for violence. #

Anyway. I'll cough up some opinions when I've finished rearranging the bedroom for the nth time. Sproing. #
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Back from #uafbolton. (Although I wasn't exactly UAF; more concerned independent). Amazing day. #

Really gets you thinking about your own personal freedoms when it's your own personal chest being shoved in by a policeman. #
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Is there a body piercer in Wigan that isn't Bodyshock and that won't give me AIDS? #

Of course I can't ping that for you, I'm a woman. #

My new Scope granny cardigan has the label "Future Lady". Band name. #

Afternoon off, husband in London, cataloguing MP3s. #hatersgonnahate #

Submit a ticket at 4.55, I dare you. #

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It's not filth under my thumbnail, it's printing ink. Don't think less of me, internet. #

Due to relentless client harrassment, Matt's ten year old mobile number is officially dead. I am disproportionately sad. #
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Testify, @clairecircuit. RT: Apparently biscuits can kill you if you eat a load of smack at the same time #
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I can pay myself two days early if I want. #

I like HEALTH, they sound like a disco meat saw. #

Stupid Twitterbots, not the lentil supplements and hemp-oil vagina shampoo sort of health. #

... God knows what sort of followers I'll get for "vagina shampoo" #

"Like if a guy proudly proclaims he's been with at least 15 women, he's been with 3, & one ( Read more... )

Thinking about all the miserable things I've done in my life. #

... There aren't actually that many. #
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i feel like pulling out my eyeball and stamping on it.

Snakes on a Plane is not going to withstand a second watching, is it. #

... Where can I buy a sequinned Elvis jumpsuit? Need answers fast. #

I would like Blur a lot more if I could stand Albarn's singing voice even slightly. #nodistancelefttorun #

I also like how it's dropped half an octave every year since Beetlebum. #

Still would, Alex James. # ( Read more... )