he says, "i guess thats why we fit."

& as soon as i agreed, i realized you arent really the one i've been missing.

you know that this kid makes you retarded when you find yourself flipping off the computer, forgetting that he cant see it.

the beauty of being a teenager is that all you need to make everything okay is a sleepless night spent stalking your hot convict of a neighbor, being obnoxious, getting scared shitless & then running around the house trying to close all of the blinds on the windows, watching retarded movies, eating, dancing, & hearing your friend declare midway ( Read more... )

the next person who says "oh em gee" & isnt making fun of people is getting stabbed.

i hope you know i'm just using you for the romance of it all.

right now boy is having sex with his too-good-for-him girlfriend.

i shouldnt know that.

he just said, "my girlfriends too good for me."

which is a nice way of saying, "i dont deserve my girlfriend, but you're just the right level of cheap for me."

so, what can i say?

welcome to my new digs.