I won’t speak; don’t make me, please, or you can fend for yourself against the croaking, the gods know what. I woke myself with coughing, one arm fuzzily bloodless under my body, encased in too-warm fleece, the other free. Should I go under again, or should I flee? I want snow, and I will not get it this winter, not at all probably. I want to want ( Read more... )

Alright so here is a much missed rant that was kind of spur of the moment like thing while waisting my oh-so-precious work time ( Read more... )

01. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

Sometimes,
shit sucks.

Last night, I went to go see Rent with Jojo and The Boyfriend™. Hilarity insues:

Jojo: "Holy shit guys, you know Angel is a 16th level Bard! She killed a dog with her song!"

Me: *muffled laughter and crying*

Boyfriend™: "Rent was not a good movie choice. This is such a buzzkill."

Under a gun of some sort of silver ( Read more... )

Sooo...today I had coffee and a Jones with my new good friend Ben. Who is, you know, me in about thirty+ ways and wicked cool. Post coffee, he helped me shop. What did I get?

This:

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PromisesBroken77: whats the difference between a bowling ball and your mom?
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
Evry1zaHypocrite: I hate you
PromisesBroken77: What do you call a midget pyschic on the run from the law?
Evry1zaHypocrite: what
PromisesBroken77: A small medium at large!
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So I called work today to find out when I worked next. And apparently I quit ( Read more... )

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.