So I'm selling my virginity on eBay. Any takers?

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So at work today I was about to say goodbye to a customer, you know the whole "Thanks for coming have a nice day" but then I saw she had a fur purse. So I punched her in the face instead.

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 11, 2005 2:31 AM

that is a hot pik i see sum clevig

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Dear kevin,

Learn to spell and converse like a human being and then you can speak to me.

Oh Gods my apartment is so effing cold I'm actually in pain. *brrr*

We have hot water so it is not the gas. I just don't know.

I hate the cold more than anything in the world.

Fuck you. Fuck you. I am not weak. I'm not.

I'm not.

I miss you so much already.

Statutes against cruelty to animals, often imposing felony-level penalties, codify society's belief that such cruelty is an intrinsic evil. This is a social affirmation of a strong moral sense in individuals who are not vicious. It is the sense that even though the law can regard an individual's animal as the individual's property, there ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Have you ever been mesmerized by your monitor, so deep in concentration that you can't look away? And say you needed Chapstick while the monitor glowed seductively. Would you reach into your desk drawer blindly and feel around until you found it? OK, good. Now how close would you actually come to applying the glue stick to your lips?