Good morning heartache I thought we said goodbye last night. I wish I forget you but it seams you're here to stay.

Now, everyday I stop I'm saying to you, g'morning heartache what's new?

The Boyfriend™: I love you like a fat chick loves anal.
Me:...wow. That is so sweet.

I'm begining to become less and less convinced that it was worth it. You know the running around drunk as hell in Athens, passing out in a freezing, moldy basement. Don't get me wrong it was one of the most memorable experiences and it brought me closer to the boyfriend ( Read more... )

my name is angelina and I love jasen soooo much. He's such a major hottie mchotterson. Oh yea, he's hot. And smart, he's toooootally the smartest guy EVER. Fer sher.

TTYAL!
MUCH <3!
'Lina outtie!

"Tom Cruise’s PR person & Hurricane Katrina BFF 4EVR"

I heart other people's blogs 4-eva.

This is because it is blind. It's difficult to blog when you're blind.
It's easy to flail about wildly, though, and scream, "I HATE BEING BLIND!"

If you're not blind or busy in loooove you should probably, watch this videoI think it's saying it's okay that your loved ones died in a war because now they live in the clouds as ghost firemen. Or, 9/ ( Read more... )

Maybe the reason you can physically tell when someone is retarded is because if the features weren't noticably different, we'd all be using it as an excuse. Like ADD ( Read more... )

At work today I had a random conversation with a waitress about an asian couple I had just sat in her section. Um... this is how it went.

Waitress: Damnit.
Me: Something wrong?
Waitress: Well, I'm not racist or anything, but those fucking chinks NEVER tip.
Me:....

List seven songs you are into right now. no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )