If you haven't already seen it you MUST hit this link and check out Will Farrell campaigning as George Bush. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a mosquito's age...It will be a sad day for comedy when W is no longer in the White House...think how long it took to replace Dan Quayle...oh well...at least we will have the solace of knowing that our ( Read more... )

My Love, Like Water ( Read more... )

Just jacked a load of FEAT from my buddy c and his gazillion CD's -- we are somehwere beteen really old fart vinyl dinosaurs and up to date Ipod music freaks. We were waxing nostalgic about getting our music as kids by holding a portable cassete recorder up to American Top 40 on the AM radio ( Read more... )

between the first message and the last one and I will fill up the minutes with meandering prose text reveries. I've got the worst crush on Scarlett Johansen (sp? I guess I the first order of business would be to learn to spell her name right...) Does anyone know if she is the daughter of David? I'd drop a c note on yes based on bone structure and ( Read more... )

I've come to the bankrupt realization ( Read more... )

That was a close one ( Read more... )

Having once been a boy of nine with a pocket of crisp grandparent money and candywrappers and piggybank change ( Read more... )

Freudian Inventory Results Genital (60%) you appear to be stuck between destructive and constructive outlooks.
Latency (63%) you may be using learning as an escape from living.
Phallic (73%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Anal (40%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and ( Read more... )

When the world turns into a body
And the body opens its mouth
And speaks the word from which
It was created --
I will embrace that body
And lay it to rest by my side.

Chezi Laskly

On this final day
of June, 2004
after more than 30 years
of trying,
I finally
got the damn
hula hoop
to work.