Comments | lovesvests: 1 Zombie [Voice]

lovesvests

1 Zombie [Voice]

May 30, 2010 23:03

So uh… someone around here wanna explain why I’m suddenly not in a military vehicle? ‘Cause I was just sittin’ in one of their troop transports with a bunch of people I’d just killed hundreds of zombies alongside of. I’d kinda like to be sure that I didn’t die sitting there or some bullshit like that, because that’d be really fucking lame. ( Read more... )

not cool man, missing three people here, i hate this, want my guns back

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gunsandhonor May 31 2010, 03:48:07 UTC

Zombies?

lovesvests May 31 2010, 03:51:43 UTC

Yes, zombies. You got wax in your ears or somethin'?

gunsandhonor May 31 2010, 03:54:43 UTC

No. I don't. This is... about the first time anyone else's mentioned them, is all.

lovesvests May 31 2010, 03:57:52 UTC

How can someone not have mentioned zombies before? There're only a thousand or so movies about 'em.

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ntjstapwn May 31 2010, 03:57:25 UTC

The Captain took everybody's weapons.

lovesvests May 31 2010, 03:59:08 UTC

What the hell for?

And who the hell i's the captain?

ntjstapwn May 31 2010, 04:00:22 UTC

Fuck if I know. Just so we don't have them. I guess so we don't use them against each other, but he doesn't seem to mind us gathering new weapons if we can find anything.

Redd. But you won't be able to speak to him or find him.

lovesvests May 31 2010, 04:02:26 UTC

Sounds like a lotta bullshit.

So... There's a captain around. But you've never seen him. That's great.

Also, do you mind tellin' me where I am? Because this ain't helpin' me any.

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[Text] beforethehero May 31 2010, 04:23:14 UTC

[he'd already been questioned about the zombies, so...]

The best way to find out what's going on is to ask.

[Text] lovesvests May 31 2010, 04:32:34 UTC

Did you not hear me ask in the first sentence I spoke?

[Text] beforethehero May 31 2010, 04:37:43 UTC

Yes, that's why you don't need to say it at the end, since it was already made obvious by the question.

You're only repeating yourself.

[Text] lovesvests May 31 2010, 04:42:43 UTC

...Riiiiight. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

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I know it's the wrong game, but he doesn't. forgivemesister May 31 2010, 04:25:11 UTC

[Army carrier, zombies? Surviving them?

Forgoing the introduction here.]

Hey, you know someone named Rochelle? Good with a shotgun, hates zombies too?

Just a liiiittle too early there, lovesvests May 31 2010, 04:33:39 UTC

Nope, never heard of her.

i know right forgivemesister May 31 2010, 05:39:37 UTC

Damn.[This is said under his breath, and then he seems to let the subject go.]

Sorry about that. Welcome to the boat, I guess. Name's Gunn.

if Valve ever gets the new L4D DLC out that leads up to that, THEN HE WILL lovesvests May 31 2010, 05:48:36 UTC

S'all good.

Name's Francis. Nice to meet ya, Gunn.

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hadalotofsugar May 31 2010, 04:28:16 UTC

Welcome to the Elegante! Your weapons have been confiscated, the captain is insane, the crew slightly less so, and the rest of us are passengers in what is essentially a cushy prison. We've been rescued.

Basically? You're fucked, and you're not going home. Have fun not getting sprayed with water by the fancy walkie talkie, buddy.

[Sarcastic tone is sarcastic.]

lovesvests May 31 2010, 04:35:31 UTC

I like it when people give me the answers I want up front. You're not too bad, brother.

I'd also just like to point out that this sounds like the plot of a really bad movie.

hadalotofsugar May 31 2010, 05:41:01 UTC

I aim to please, after all.

And yeah, it really does. Someone else called it a bad comic book plot, too, but it's real. Believe me, I've been living it for the last six months. Not as nice as the movies make it out to be.

lovesvests May 31 2010, 05:50:18 UTC

Name's Francis. You?

Well, it's gotta be better than the zombie apocalypse.

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