the other day i was in my car and listening to the radio. tlc's "no scrubs" came on and there's that line where that one chick says "if youve got a shorty but you dont show love, im talking to you"... i had no idea what she meant by shorty.. i was thinking it meant "small weiner"... and like if a guy has a small weiner he should be especially nice ( Read more... )

can i be honest and a little insensitive? i'm really sick of the whole terry schaivo thing. maybe it just irritates me because my view on the whole thing is obviously in favor of the husband (and really, terry) and that makes me a killer-lover. i think the whole thing is really just a chance for pro-lifers to get on their soap box about how ( Read more... )

at work, we need 18 more accounts.................. 18!!!!! please people. i beg of you... open a checking account! please please please please please

official ruling: i honestly really truly don't like my job anymore. and its not even the job itself, its the upper management.

i went to sleep around 7-ish last night and slept until 8am. my head hurts, my throat is absolutely killing me, and i have no voice. i don't have the option of not going in to work or coming home early. i hope today goes by fast. and i hope i get better by the weekend so i can go to nj and visit andy.

im sick.
like so sick that i went in late to work.
like so sick that i went home early from work.
like so sick that my skin hurts.
like so sick that i'm freeeeeeeezing.

who knows, i may even throw up!

benedryl & tylenol, here i come....

would you guys still be my friend if i got fired from my job?

my weekend was great.
the blue man group is fun.
andy is the best.
i'm moving to vermont.
i got my bonus.
life is good.

im getting frustrated with my job. i want a job where i dont have to deal with customers, or worry about sales goals, or work on the weekends. i can deal with having to wear business attire. and i need to make at least what im making now. suggestions?

ok, i have a dumb question... i didn't watch bush's state of the union, but i watched a snippet of the news regarding social security reform. i work at a bank. so i see a few different kinds of social security checks. SSI, SSD, etc etc. would the effects of bush's social security reform effect those who receive social security for their ( Read more... )