i swear to god! there is infact a jesus in my monkey. or perhaps it's a giant mouse with a constipated trident. yes yes. TRIDENT ( Read more... )

what does it mean when there's a pony in your trout.....perhaps it means, well, there is infact a pony in your trout.....or perhaps it means something else completely unrelated.....kind of like the case with falookinbatta fofeefee.....or maybe i'm just really out of it and writing whatever the fuck pops into my head at the moment ( Read more... )

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holy shit! i haven't updated in forever have i? oh well, guess i've been too amused or something ( Read more... )

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happy stupid corporate holiday love travesty day! woopydee fucking doo! i fucking hate corporate holidays ( Read more... )

i went to afternoon tea at the ritz carlton today.

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i don't know what else to say. haha!

i'm pretty much at a loss of words as to how i feel right now ( Read more... )

If you read this, even if i don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you....

looks like i'm in for some work this week. i hate it when this happens haha. it's like i'm so used to not having to do work that when i actually have to do it it drives me insane. actually, no matter what work would make me go crazy ( Read more... )