003 - (Since they don't taste like they used too...)

Mar 18, 2006 03:27

Attn: Lower class cat lovers~Kitten! More adorable and extraordinary than ever seen! Perfectly house trained, obedient, and friendly, this kitten is perfect for first time pet owners, owners with children, or retarded people. On command she can meow the heart of the most macho and ruthless assholes you know into a puddle, or mesmerize and distract ( Read more... )

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awaitingsoul March 18 2006, 17:53:14 UTC
..Would you really eat a kitten?

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low_interest March 18 2006, 21:23:10 UTC
It's not really my choice.

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awaitingsoul March 18 2006, 21:46:55 UTC
But..

Is there a possibility that someone from..where I am can buy it?

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low_interest March 18 2006, 23:04:34 UTC
$75 even ok?

Are you mid-level? I could drop it off someplace upthere.

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unschuldraen March 18 2006, 19:38:00 UTC
Kitty!!! Ne!! Erm, you wouldn't really eat it, would you?

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low_interest March 18 2006, 21:23:37 UTC
I don't want to but...

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unschuldraen March 18 2006, 21:32:32 UTC
Uwaa!! The poor kitty!! Ne, I should come down and take it!!

(ooc:He would too! >> Probably get lost but he'd do it.)

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low_interest March 18 2006, 23:05:36 UTC
You interested in cats? I swear they follow me home every week.. I get a pretty steady supply after me.

The poor poor things, always needing good homes...

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i_drink_to_thee March 18 2006, 21:30:20 UTC
She looks viscious.

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low_interest March 18 2006, 23:03:22 UTC
Yah she looks kinda hungry.

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feelgoodmerc March 18 2006, 23:13:59 UTC
Hopefully you won't eat it. Y'don't know what kinda diseases those things carry! n_n

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low_interest March 19 2006, 03:52:20 UTC
well. I either eat it to keep from starving or I sell it to buy something better. It's him or me. I think I won though.

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shutsugeki March 19 2006, 03:46:23 UTC
The lower class eats kittens?

They're even lower than I thought.

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low_interest March 19 2006, 03:53:18 UTC
What can I say? It's an interesting life down here.

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shutsugeki March 19 2006, 03:58:38 UTC
How can you eat something as innocent as a kitten though? You guys are really that desperate?

At least eat the rats first...

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low_interest March 19 2006, 05:30:47 UTC
I can't tell if you're joking or not...

or actually.. if you realized I was joking...

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