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[lowd]

Right, so it's Dani's first day back in the States. What does she do? Go to the mall (of course). Lmao. And while touring my holy land, I discerned that Pirates of the Caribbean 2 had just opened. And so starts the main point of this entry.

Though unfortunately seated behind Booby McChesty and her openly appreciative lap dog, I'm actually really

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[drasticspirals]

LMFAO.

omg yes we saw a few pirate wannabes goin to the theatre while we were downtown.. LAMEEE and kinda weird... (fuck yes for hangin out with my "indie" friend zack all day/going to belmont- relatively cheap kickass thrift/vintage etc stores cept i could do w/o the lesbian whores on the corners of every fucking thing uc it got kinda annoying...jesus christ just shout out "I LOVE GIRLS AND I WANT THEM TO FUCK ME" then just shut your mouth...thank you.)
so there's an orgy goin on next door and since it's the last night i absolutely HAVE to go..(i'm only half kidding-i don't HAVE to go...)

later,

<3 sonia

[queenoftheeggs]

Okay, I didn't read the last paragraph because I was afraid of spoilers. I was going to see the POTC they were gonna show at midnight, but I had early games so I couldn't. I'm going to see it when I get home from PENN.

ANYWAY...Samuel L. Jackson is now a tool. This is a preview I had the pleasure of viewing a few weeks ago.

This summer. There will be summer blockbusters with...MEGA STARS. UNBREAKABLE CODES. PIRATES. CAR CHASES. AMAZING SPECIAL EFFECTS. But....they won't have....SNAKES...ON A PLANE!!!!!

At this point, I nearly spewed my diet coke all over the front row, with projectile like accuracy though, I managed to get most of it on the already sticky floor. As I raised my head up, I was greeted with the giant 3Dish letters, zooming at me:

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Snakes on a Plane? How about: Child Support in a Hurry? or Credit Card Bills in the Mailbox?

Cuz those are the ONLY concievable reasons Mr. Jackson would be invovled in that project. Snakes on a Plane...Transformers...what's next?

This summer...the KKK comes back

[lowd]

AHAHAHAHA XD! Lmfao, I love the differences between CT and NJ. Everyone here is PSYCHED for Snakes on a Plane and Samuel L. Jackson's shameless, uncut bad-assedry. Seriously, all of my friends are already buying tickets. They all know it's gonna be awful, hell, Sam himself knew it was gonna be awful but he wouldn't sign the contract unless they renamed the movie "Snakes on a Plane" and for that...what my male friends consider the ballsiest thing ever done in Hollywood histroy...that one bad-ass move's gonna make him a hell of a lotta money (not that he needs it...he was in STAR WARS, BITCH!). We're all just looking forward to a level of shit not yet achieved by the average man...no, this shit can only be achieved...with one hell of an ass-whuppin.

As for me, well, word is there's gonna be a harpoon on the plane too...and ooh SNAP, I'll fucken CREAM myself if he manages to spear one of those big-ass snakes through the FACE...hahaha.

[kasiaxaisak]

OMG you just kinda ruined the plot for me HAHHAh. It's all good, i didn't like keira knightly's character or orlando bloom's character in the first one either eheheh. I'll probably end up seeing this movie anyway.
How was Mexico?

[morbidhound]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *shoots milk from nostrils*

damn... that entry is even funnier read at 1am after having been up for 19 fucking hours.... *laughs hysterically*

*hiccups*

i fucking love you, man

[mountainpirate]

awww, I liked the movie. I thought the plot was uh... for lack of a better word, weird. but I still thought it was hilarious. the sword fight scene was priceless.

Elizabeth turned into the biggest Mary Sue. EVER. her character was much better in the first movie.

did you know it made 55M on the first day? apparently it's the highest opening day in movie history or some crap.

and ICONICONICON ♥