The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or ( Read more... )

i'm dumb again, but for other reasons.

still no context! i win!


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I am dumb.

That is all.

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I can't even begin to express to you just how much I am looking forward to having access to actual internet again. That is all.

So! Rather than updating with actual content, I present a meme! Hooray! Bolded are the things I have done. Not that much, as it turns out. But it's good to have goals.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. ( Read more... )

I've never been tagged before! I feel important. I'm not sure I understand, though. Just six things? That maybe you don't already know? Okie.

1) Despite having lived in Winnipeg for 19 of my 22 years, I do not consider it to be my home. I do not feel like I have a home because I have moved around so much. I know that kind of restlessness appeals to ( Read more... )

The first five people to respond to this post will get some form of art by me, for them. I make no guarantees about quality or type (OR SPEED), but I assure you that I will give it good effort and that the art will be individual to you ( Read more... )

First: in Chicago, Greg and I drove past what was once a corner store but has since been transformed into a church that exercises extensive use of the words "shizzle" and "fo'" in its signage. Aaron, I thought of you.

Second: White and Nerdy is in my head. And I'm ok with that.

Third: I had something to say, but White and Nerdy just pushed it right ( Read more... )

All is well again. That was scary, but now I feel safe.

Also, World Trade Center? Not a good movie.