I'm doing laundry so I'll have clean clothes to wear for the holiday. And of course I put a new load in the washer and totally forgot to push start. I remembered the soap, and setting it. Just didn't actually start it. FAIL.

I am now the proud renter of an apartment in Cotati. I'm super excited. I move on the ninth (OMG only like, 2 weeks to pack! Eep!) but since I'm just moving out of my dad's then I can take my time about getting all my stuff. I signed up for Comcast today and why the fuck does cable and the internets cost so fucking much? Anyway. Yay! Merry ( Read more... )

Fuck you Mattel. Everyone else might already know this, but they are totally discontinuing the American Girl doll Samantha. To make room for a modern one. Great. So instead of a cool historical doll with awesome outfits and stuff, there's going to be yet another doll in slutty clothes? Yeah, that's cool for little girls. Now I'm feeling all ( Read more... )

Hit Bush in the face with a shoe. Best game ever? Possibly so.

And, I found out that we're going to be closed all day on Christmas Eve and the day after, so now I have a 5 day weekend. Whoo-hoo! I don't get paid for it, because I haven't accrued enough vacation time yet, but so what? Plus, if New Years is just as slow, I'll get another 5 day ( Read more... )

Everyone should go here. Hysterical ( Read more... )

When you see this, quote Leo McGarry:

Leo: [on the phone with the New York Times] 17 across. Yes, 17 across is wrong... You're spelling his name wrong... What's my name? My name doesn't matter. I am just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I'm telling you that I met the man twice. And I recommended a pre- ( Read more... )

Somehow I totally missed three packages from Amazon on the porch today when I came home from work. Ooops. But let's hear it for online Christmas shopping! Now I'm....still not half-way done. Sigh ( Read more... )

I know I shouldn't be, but I can't stop laughing at this.

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This might be the cutest thing I've ever read. A little French girl has written a letter to Santa:

( Père Noël, )

Everyone should read this about people getting into a fucking brawls at Chuck E. Cheese - The 'E' stands for eviserate. Seriously? I find this hysterical. Although I'm never going to a children's birthday party again, just in case something like this happens.

Being bored doesn't usually make me spammy, but I'm in a good mood today.